derelictheart:

appleflavoredcandy:

Mermaid Tail Printed Tights - $8.45
Also available in sheer!

precious <3

bombing:

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

riskpig:

shehateme:

theseraphimwolf:

Serendipity saying it how it is

(Dogma, 1999)

Always reblog Dogma.

The Kevin Smith formula: Drop some motherfucking science before introducing a literal poop demon

queerdoms:

the sex tape of a queer couple is released

"such passionate expression of platonic lady love" the tabloids say

"a truly intimate display of friendship between two gal pals"

thepurpleclone:

This still makes me laugh. 

Every-single-time.

lastrealindians:

Help break cycle of cultural imperialism on Thanksgiving by supporting a Native family being sued for speaking against Native appropriation and redface in their child’s school curriculum. Help stop ‘playing Indian’ and indoctrination of racism.

Click here to find out more and donate: http://www.gofundme.com/8f3z30

Male author: I guess women are people
Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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gorlt:

stereotypes against white people are not dangerous at all. no one is out here stopping and frisking you guys for liking starbucks and chipotle. meanwhile, black teenagers suspected of being “thugs” and “threats” are slain on sight so please calm the fuck down and learn how to take a joke

WE HAVE HAM

uncannibal:

epitomeofgreatness:

The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.

tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN

surrealistic-fantasies:

Same
touchdisky:

Rosy city // Janon Geng

touchdisky:

Rosy city // Janon Geng